Chavs on mopeds

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dudi

Senior Member
Location
Ipswich, Suffolk
Muwahaha.
* in the voice of Mr T *
I pity the chav on the moped who trys to overtake me waaaay too close on my way home!

raced the knobber for about half a mile before he had to brake and swerve in behind me down a side road to go home, his pitiful hair-dryer on wheels was no match...

his shock and dissapointmet at his crapness was quite evident in his eyes!
 

Joe24

More serious cyclist than Bonj
Location
Nottingham
I find them all funny. I love powering along, taking a tight-ish courner really fast and if they have got ahead overtaking them while they brake and i power on round the courner.
Most really dont know how to courner, i've seen them going round a RAB with their feet down. The big wimps
 
Location
EDINBURGH
I had one recently on a 50cc, I was behind him but gaining, he saw me and opened it up to the full 33mph, I was still gaining, I passed him then took a swift left, saw him in the mirror go past the turning with a look of sheer horror on his face. I then made a passable impression of someone dying from exhaustion, but it was worth it.
 

4F

Active member of Helmets Are Sh*t Lobby
Location
Suffolk.
dudi said:
Muwahaha.
* in the voice of Mr T *
I pity the chav on the moped who trys to overtake me waaaay too close on my way home!

raced the knobber for about half a mile before he had to brake and swerve in behind me down a side road to go home, his pitiful hair-dryer on wheels was no match...

his shock and dissapointmet at his crapness was quite evident in his eyes!

Not up the London road hill I take it
 

Maz

Guru
dudi said:
Muwahaha.
* in the voice of Mr T *
I pity the chav on the moped who trys to overtake me waaaay too close on my way home!
* in the voice of Mr T *
Crazy fool!
 
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dudi

dudi

Senior Member
Location
Ipswich, Suffolk
FatFellaFromFelixstowe said:
Not up the London road hill I take it


Haha, no, it was along Hawthorn Drive... nice and flat! i normally try to sprint as fast as I can for the full length of the road anyway.
 

JohnRedcoRn

New Member
why do they need mopeds anyway ? then again where i live, greggs, the spar and shoppacheck must be getting on for two miles apart.
I dont know....todays underclass are pathetic - in my day your average council estate monkey could do the four minute mile with a hefty video recorder under one arm and a childs bike under the other.
 
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