Checkin' out the package

[Fab Foodie]

Blimey, any woman checking out my package is probably trying to figure-out if I lost something in a tragic accident...

 

[Keith Oates]

Not too many men wear lycra out her so getting glances from both women and men is not uncommon. I usually turn away if I notice them looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dayvo]

Doesn't worry me either way.

If they want to look, they can.

If they want to touch, well . . . !

 

[Crackle]

Try a pair of Ronhills and a climbing harness, there's no hiding then, no matter which way you position things.

 

[Headgardener]

I have also voted 'not bothered' but at nearly 50 there's probably not much to look at.

 

[4F]

I have no problem at all however on a cold winters day you would need good eyesight

 

[stoatsngroats]

Another 'Not Bothered' here, and another 'not much to see'...strange that eh... a modest bloke..!

 

[ComedyPilot]

Not bragging (much) but I can't wait for someone to design a bicycle and sidecar

 

[Stig-OT-Dump]

I found myself getting checked out by a "mature" lady at work (old enough to be my kids' granny) and by a male colleague too. I thought it rather generous of them - although would have been more pleased if it had been by someone I might have been attracted to.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I found myself getting checked out by a "mature" lady at work (old enough to be my kids' granny) and by a male colleague too. I thought it rather generous of them - although would have been more pleased if it had been by someone I might have been attracted to.

Cue the theme tune to 'The Crying Game'


Bleurgh

 

[Mayniac]

I was once checked out and complimented! But she was me mates burd, so definitely off limits!