Cheesolanche

[MichaelW2]

Forklift truck driver Tomasz Wiszniewski survived unhurt are being buried for 8 hours under an avalanche of cheese as shelving collapsed. He was rescued from the mixture of Cheddar and Red Leicester after police deployed sniffer dogs and the Hazadous Area Respose team. Cracking.

 

[Crackle]

It took the sniffer dogs, all Labs, 8 hours to eat their way to him.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Sounds like he had rather a close chevre.

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[glasgowcyclist]

I see there's some suspicion that he wasn't driving Caerphilly.

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[Fnaar]

I see there's some suspicion that he wasn't driving Caerphilly.

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Edam well ought to have been!

 

[SteCenturion]

Un - Brie - lievable !!!

 

[winjim]

Got himself in a bit of a pickle.

 

[Crackle]

Pictures have emerged of the first rescue dog to reach him

 

[Fnaar]

I once got detention at school for throwing cheese at my teacher.
The teacher said "That's not very mature!"

 

[gavgav]

Pictures have emerged of the first rescue dog to reach him

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Police praised the forklift driver for alerting his colleagues to the impending danger. He was heard to shout "Gouda here!" moments before the collapse.


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[stephec]

I bet he'll brie more careful in future, at least edam well ought to be.

 

[winjim]

I bet he'll brie more careful in future, at least edam well ought to be.

He ought to have driven more Caerphilly!






Hang on, have we had that one already?

 

[SteCenturion]

Pictures have emerged of the first rescue dog to reach him

His dog handler from Walthamstow was reportedly shouting at his rescue canine .....

"Cam - On - Bert",
"We've a missin' person to rind"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When he was carried away, a random passer by shouted out a jeer, but the forklift driver's collegues soon shut the guy up.

Yes, they made a Leerdammer!






..... Oh never mind.