Shan't?
Why would you want to eat it anyway, I mean, all that hair would be a bugger to get out of between your teeth afterwards!
Well, you must know how it is when you run out of jammy dodgers...
Oh, just whatever was to hand really, squirrels, pans, worktops, a 1979 edition of the TV times...I can't say it has ever occurred to me to go out and eat a little fluffy dog just because I have run out of Jammy Dodgers though......
Or her mint cake !I'll bet most fellas wouldn't turn down a nibble on Ms Kendal ;-p
I think I need to have a lie down..from a wookie dog to Felicity Kendal indeed.... what an afternoon this has been !