Chinese Bathroom stuff.......It's on !

[nickyboy]

OK, you may have seen the tread I did on the wonderful stuff I could purchase in a Chinese hotel bathroom.

The good news is I'm going back there on Monday. I am probably staying in the same place. So here's the plan.
Based on your votes, I will purchase, open and photograph the two most popular items for sale. On the next forum ride, the fastest up a designated hill will get them as a prize.

Here's the original thread

http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/stuff-you-can-buy-in-your-chinese-hotel-bathroom.151202/

Happy voting!

 

[Booyaa]

Good luck, I went for the herbal viagra. As you have promised photos I'm not sure I want to see you modelling the cock ring.

 

[TVC]

I voted for the ones that will look best on your expenses claim.

 

[Deleted member 23692]

Vibrating cock ring .. and the winner has to re-ride the hill with the prize fitted (and vibrating) to see if it offers any performance gain.

All in the name of science

 

[nickyboy]

I voted for the ones that will look best on your expenses claim.

That is a bit of an issue. The company that I will be working with are paying for my hotel. But I don't want cock ring or similar to appear on their bill, somewhat understandably.
I'll have to pay in cash. Just need to learn the correct translation so I can tell them what I've bought and I'm good to go

 

[mickle]

I can see this ending badly.

 

[TVC]

Vibrating cock ring .. and the winner has to re-ride the hill with the prize fitted (and vibrating) to see if it offers any performance gain.

All in the name of science

That post says so much about you

 

[nickyboy]

I can see this ending badly.

Perhaps unsurprisingly my Chinese-English dictionary doesn't provide a translation for "vibrating cock ring". I need a new strategy

 

[Deleted member 23692]

That post says so much about you

Maybe so, but it'll say more about the person that goes all out to win it

 

[Archie_tect]

3 words: 1st word, one syllable, sounds like...

 

[ScotiaLass]

This is sexist!!! What if a lady member wins the prize. Wtf is she going to do with a vibrating cock ring?
Oh wait....there's always a tandem ride......
Okay I know where my vote is going now!

 

[jefmcg]

Just need to learn the correct translation so I can tell them what I've bought and I'm good to go

Even if they speak fluent english, "I've bought a vibrating cock ring and I'm good to go" is probably not what you should say.

 

[MontyVeda]

Perhaps unsurprisingly my Chinese-English dictionary doesn't provide a translation for "vibrating cock ring". I need a new strategy

just ask the staff in your local chinese take-way.

 

[slowmotion]

Are batteries included?

 

[marknotgeorge]

This is sexist!!! What if a lady member wins the prize. Wtf is she going to do with a vibrating cock ring?

I can't believe a woman from the Frozen North doesn't have an imagination...

Oh wait....there's always a tandem ride......
Okay I know where my vote is going now!

Told you so!

I went for the viagra and the fiery-ice condoms, as chances are I won't be there. Although I wouldn't win, anyhow...