Chinese Bathroom stuff.......It's on !

[nickyboy]

10 day business trip to China.....and the thing I'm most worried about is how I'll be able to repackage a cock ring so I can present it as a prize on a forum ride

 

[ComedyPilot]

YES - The vibrating c*ck ring is winning the vote.

I voted for that purely as a way of getting my own back on people that can climb hills......

 

[ComedyPilot]

This is sexist!!! What if a lady member wins the prize. Wtf is she going to do with a vibrating cock ring?
Oh wait....there's always a tandem ride......
Okay I know where my vote is going now!

Mount it on a wooden spoon and use it as a whisking aid in the kitchen...?

 

[nickyboy]

Unashamed bump on this as I'm flying out tomorrow am. I'm also hoping for an avalanche of "sock" votes too so I won't have to explain the whole thing to Mrs Nickyboy when she rummages through my stuff when I get back.

 

[ScotiaLass]

I've been nice and voted wash set (hoping I win it but that's highly unlikely lol) and socks

 

[ComedyPilot]

Unashamed bump on this as I'm flying out tomorrow am. I'm also hoping for an avalanche of "sock" votes too so I won't have to explain the whole thing to Mrs Nickyboy when she rummages through my stuff when I get back.

Stick with the vibrating cock ring.....

Print this page out and show it to her if she asks. Then you can tell her you bought it because some complete strangers on the internet told you to.

 

[Octet]

Vibrating cock ring .. and the winner has to re-ride the hill with the prize fitted (and vibrating) to see if it offers any performance gain.

All in the name of science

Let's hope that the rider isn't wearing lycra, otherwise I think we'll all be able to see the performance!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

You 3 that voted socks should be given a good hard kicking.