Christmas card etiquette

[snorri]

I would open the envelopes and place the cards on my bookcase on top of the small pile of cards already received and am retaining just in case any of the people who sent them pay a visit before recycling date in which case I would lie about not being able to find a piece of string to hang them up.

 

[vernon]

Make your mind up. You want me outside or inside the pub?

I'd not bother.

They serve crap beer.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I'd not bother.

They serve crap beer.

They probably just beat me up and throw me behind a bush where they'd already stashed all the flyers that they couldn't be bothered delivering.

 

[vernon]

They probably just beat me up and throw me behind a bush where they'd already stashed all the flyers that they couldn't be bothered delivering.

That's fighting talk.

Can I watch?

 

[DiddlyDodds]

Chances are if their was cash in them that the postie's already got his hands on it - bin them

Are you thinking of "Postman Plot Miserable Sod"

 

[screenman]

Come on Marmion some of us are still waiting for you to back up the worst and most ignorant post this year.

 

[Herbie]

I've had two cards through my letterbox addressed to people who have never lived here and are not neighbours, but to this house ie not mis-delivered.

Do I stick them back in the post with "not ASC Towers" scrawled on the front? Or open them in the vain hope that there is a return address? Or just stick them in the bin?

bin

 

[Archie_tect]

You can't return them, and no distinguishing details, so bin them unless they are particularly pleasant cards.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Come on Marmion some of us are still waiting for you to back up the worst and most ignorant post this year.

You'll be waiting almost as long as the poor kiddies waiting on the fiver from their elderly aunt thru the post

 

[screenman]

You'll be waiting almost as long as the poor kiddies waiting on the fiver from their elderly aunt thru the post

So you have no proof or backup of the most crass statement this year.

I am not a postie and never have been, but I have always had a good honest service from them.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

So you have no proof or backup of the most crass statement this year.

Sorry, I have already assigned most crass statement today to postman on another thread, you'll have to choose another option. Just make sure it's neither too wide not to thick to fit into this thread. And does not contain any word over the value of 10 in scrabble.

 

[screenman]

Sorry, I have already assigned most crass statement today to postman on another thread, you'll have to choose another option. Just make sure it's neither too wide not to thick to fit into this thread. And does not contain any word over the value of 10 in scrabble.

I know.

What a horrible world you live in.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I know.

What a horrible world you live in.

I think you'll find it was not me being crass, if you know what the comment was.

 

[nickyboy]

So you have no proof or backup of the most crass statement this year.

I am not a postie and never have been, but I have always had a good honest service from them.

Your crass-radar is set very low. I suspect the beeping may be keeping you awake. I suggest reducing the sensitivity for a good night's sleep

 

[screenman]

No problem sleeping here, I am not the one calling honest people tea leafs.