At least you have an excuse. Whilst I am only supping a few VATS and trying to point out that all posties are not badWhisky glasses or spectacle glasses? I could understand if they were for drinking out of but specs? Maybe you should pop down to London and look for a postie bumping into things with inappropriate lady-style glasses
*currently in China and I can't sleep, and it's nearly 6am on Sunday, explaining the nonsense I'm posting