Christmas junk you don't need

[Tin Pot]

Im committed to fulfilling my wife's wish and this year buying her a heap of crap we don't need - you may have guessed that I don't usually do this, and hence I have no idea where to order or what it should consist of.

So please submit your recommended Christmas Junk We Don't Need so I can buy it online tonight:

1. An Orange
2. Christmas sock
3. Breadmaker
4. Neon nail varnish
5. Photo in a snow globe
6. ..?

Merry Christmas!

 

[ColinJ]

My suggestion for Christmas junk we don't need is Christmas itself!

 

[MontyVeda]

socks with santa, snowmen, xmas puddings or reindeer on.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Breadmaker.

 

[Dan Morinary]

Slipper socks.
Neon nail polish kit.
Humerous mug.
Novelty picture frame.
Photo in a snowglobe.
Paving slab sized chocolate bar.

 

[TVC]

Foot spa, what woman doesn't want a foot spa.

 

[Hill Wimp]

A can of de-icer.

We so rarely get frost where I live but I have a shed full of them which arrive in my Christmas stocking every year.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

tangerines and nuts

 

[derrick]

Christmas cards.

 

[NorthernDave]

New Berry Fruits.

What on earth are they all about?

 

[srw]

Christmas avatars before Christmas. Or indeed after or during Christmas.
Hark the herald angels sing - a dreadful dirge that should be banished to the back of the cupboard along with Do they know it's Christmas and Jingle Bell Rock.
Chocolate santas. Chocolate bunnies. Chocolate anything apart from chocolate bars and truffles.
Sesame wafers at the bottom of the Christmas stocking.
Turkey.

 

[mark st1]

Turkish Delight and Dates. Gross

 

[snorri]

I heard on the wireless today that Christmas jumpers are all the rage this year...................................................forget that, it's a bit late now to start knitting.

 

[srw]

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I'll let them keep Santa Lucia, because it's not Christmassy (Santa Lucia's day was a good week ago) and Anne Sofie von Otter is a decent singer. The rest can burn.

 

[Grant Fondo]

My suggestion for Christmas junk we don't need is Christmas itself!

Bah Humbug!