Christmas junk you don't need

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Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
I love Christmas (although I am an atheist) but increasingly I hate the rubbish and unwanted presents that go with it. A 'novelty' indoor golf game from someone who should know better went in the bin before new year (I aim to recycle as much as possible... plastic and especially bottled water are my pet peeves). Also, a particular relative buys me the same book every year (it's an annual, if you see what I mean, and it's not Viz). I haven't even opened last year's ffs.

Miss Goodbody is quite eager to help, and has offered to see to my junk soon after Christmas. And the Vicar's. And the Verger's. And the Round Table. And the Masons. And the Society of Oddfellows. Crikey, she's going to be busy!
 
A box of marshmallows with pictures of your favourite pets, children, wildlife, etc on them
Box set of Poldark
A money clip
Family compendium of games
Back scratcher
Anything which is personalised
Aftershave
A can of Tennents lager
Bonsai tree
Office puzzle game
 
Christmas TV, how many times can they replay Scrooge?

Don't watch it on TV: get the DVD then you can watch it when it suits you, all year round.
 

TheDoctor

Noble and true, with a heart of steel
Moderator
Location
The TerrorVortex
Chocolates with pictures of Stevenage.
I am genuinely not making this up - http://www.lemarechocolat.co.uk/product/stevenage-illustrated-fresh-handmade-chocolates-box-of-24/
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