Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
I love Christmas (although I am an atheist) but increasingly I hate the rubbish and unwanted presents that go with it. A 'novelty' indoor golf game from someone who should know better went in the bin before new year (I aim to recycle as much as possible... plastic and especially bottled water are my pet peeves). Also, a particular relative buys me the same book every year (it's an annual, if you see what I mean, and it's not Viz). I haven't even opened last year's ffs.
Miss Goodbody is quite eager to help, and has offered to see to my junk soon after Christmas. And the Vicar's. And the Verger's. And the Round Table. And the Masons. And the Society of Oddfellows. Crikey, she's going to be busy!
Miss Goodbody is quite eager to help, and has offered to see to my junk soon after Christmas. And the Vicar's. And the Verger's. And the Round Table. And the Masons. And the Society of Oddfellows. Crikey, she's going to be busy!