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I will probably come on to whinge to all and sundry about having to drive to my m-i-l's house and spend Christmas evening listening to my fat useless s-i-l go on about how hard done by she is (and how they want to cut her benefits because she walked out of her job telling her boss she was never coming back, then going back 3 weeks later to find her job had been filled!), watch my 12 year old nephew increase in size in front of our eyes, get given a present and be told "if you don't like it, I have the receipt" (to which I shall reply this year, "Thanks that would be great, this hat/gloves/book is as shoot as
last years CD of Mexican f'ing pan pipes you bought from that character in Broadmead dressed in a blanket")
All of that, and I'll miss the first day of the Ashes!
So, if I post on Christmas day, don't bother reading it, it'll just be more bitter bile like this

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They're Peruvian. I'm surprised you can't tell the difference...
