Cinema Code of Conduct

[Glow worm]

At last- a code of conduct for cinema goers. I like the ban on the ' rustle-o-matic, extra rustle' rustly bags! (takes a sec or two to download- at least it does here).
Cinema

 

[darkstar]

No going to watch a film dressed as a character from said film, unless you are <10 years old... Harry Potter springs to mind!

 

[661-Pete]

Popcorn ban?

 

[ComedyPilot]

How about, come in, sit down and shut the **** up, turn your pathetic mobile off, keep your feet off the seats, watch the film, and the go home without shouting, "oh my god, did you see......" whilst describing every scene in the film?

 

[Fab Foodie]

How about, come in, sit down and shut the **** up, turn your pathetic mobile off, keep your feet off the seats, watch the film, and the go home without shouting, "oh my god, did you see......" whilst describing every scene in the film?

May I add a 10,000m Popcorn and bucket of coke exclusion zone and the right to eloctrocute the genitalia of anyone who doesn't take their rubbish home.

 

[Dan B]

No going to watch a film dressed as a character from said film, unless you are <10 years old... Harry Potter springs to mind!

Exclusions apply for the Rocky Horror show, I imagine

 

[Over The Hill]

Have you ever had the person who for some reason has come to see the film again and tells his friend (and all of us) what happens next.

What is it with these people!

 

[scots_lass]

Go to the cinema in the afternoon. That way you will be one of only about 6 folk that go so no problems with noise!

 

[Flying Dodo]

I went to see the new Harry Potter film with my daughter this afternoon. (Mmm - it's not the best film ever).

Someone in front was flicking through pictures of a new born baby for a while. Grrrr.

 

[ASC1951]

I seem to be alone in wanting to see all the closing credits, too.

I like to know who was the Second Second Assistant Director. But my favourites are -
- Cat Wrangler
- Additional Hair

 

[postman]

I hate going to the cinema .

Seat being kicked by some twunt of a kid .And it's parents not bothering .Mobile phones And talking and kids without any social skills whatsoever .

Getting to a stage where the girls don't want to be with us anyway .Not kool .The wife is talking about seeing latest 'trotter 'film

Not for me thanks dear .Rather stick pins in me eyes for two hours .

 

[Night Train]

I will go an see the Harry Potter film one afternoon when I can get the cinema (almost) to myself.

I will eat sweets and drink water but both are quite, I don't even like disturbing myself.

 

[Ajay]

"Hello to Jason Issacs...."

 

[Globalti]

Cinema? Last time I went was for that TDF film and before that....... must have been ten years ago. Too expensive and full of noisy smelly scumbags. I'm happy to wait until the film comes on TV.

 

[661-Pete]

I seem to be alone in wanting to see all the closing credits, too.

I like to know who was the Second Second Assistant Director. But my favourites are -
- Cat Wrangler
- Additional Hair

IMDB is your friend, ASC. Everything you ever wanted to know - or didn't!

As it happens I've never actually eaten popcorn at the flicks. I quite like popcorn but I prefer to make my own at home. And not douse it in sticky sugar...