Classic Rock songs for aging rockers

[DRM]

as a lot of our most beloved rock stars are now pensioners, can we come up with suitably modified Rock Song titles to reflect their age,as a starter......
Led Zeppelin Stairlift to Heaven

 

[raleighnut]

Deep Purple- Grandchild In Time

 

[Chromatic]

Yes - Zimmer Frame Trooper

 

[craigwend]

Status Quo...

Down down deeper and down
Down down deeper and down
Get down deeper in the ground...

 

[Rezillo]

Yes - Short Distance Runaround

 

[Chromatic]

Yes - Close to the End

 

[Chromatic]

Yes - The Gates of Dementia

 

[Drago]

Jethro Tull - Locomotive Out Of Breath.

 

[PeteXXX]

Rolling Stones ~ Paint it Grey

 

[N0bodyOfTheGoat]

Bryan Adams - I had died and gone to heaven

 

[Supersuperleeds]

Bryan Adams - Slow Shuffle To You.

 

[N0bodyOfTheGoat]

We The Kings- I feel dead

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Status quo - Caroline

Come on sweet Caroline
You're my sweet Caroline
You know I wanna take ya
I really gotta make ya
Come on sweet Caroline
Take my hand, together we can sit and watch a nice detective show on the telly and have an early night

 

[PeteXXX]

Taste ~ Sugar Grandmama

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Alice cooper

No more pencils
No more books
now you see that's the problem with the younger generation - what they need is some prober writing and less messing about with computers and on phones!


(yes - I used to be a IT teacher!!)