Clever marketing

[Red Light]

 

[tyred]

Proves that the simple ideas are the best.

Now, I believe there is a shortage of Ford Escorts. Anyone want to panic buy the one I have rusting away in my back yard?

 

[ColinJ]

"Beer belly shortages soon - please panic buy mine!"

 

[Yellow Fang]

I am pretty sure I went to that pub when I was cycling Lands End to John O Groats. I stopped off at Glencoe, looking for somewhere to stop for the night. I tried this place, which is also a hotel. The prices were way high and they pointed me in the direction of the youth hostel a mile into the village. It was a Saturday night, so I went back to go to the bar. It was big bar and absolutely heaving. I was surprised because that part of Scotland did not very densely populated. Most the drinkers seemed to be either hikers or bikers. They had lots of great beers.The barmaids were all tall and fair. The barmen were all very tall and handsome (gits). There was a fab covers band called Tongue n Groove. You'd have thought they'd be a traditional folk music band with a name like that, but no, they were a really good rock covers band. Sort of wished I wasn't on my own. It was the middle of June and even at closing time I could still see my way back to the hostel with no street lamps, and no moon.

 

[fossyant]

Very good. Any cake shortages and Potsy would have a heart attack - everyone stockpile just in case the cake delivery trucks run out of fuel.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Very good. Any cake shortages and Potsy would have a heart attack - everyone stockpile just in case the cake delivery trucks run out of fuel.

No need, I can make cake out of thin air A chocolate shortage, on the other hand, would be disastrous!