clogged up changing facilities rant

[teekay421]

There's a wee weirdo guy in my workplace every morning the 1st floor toilets are beside the garage (and Bicycle parking) to change and give myself a wipe down wash - some wee twonk with long trendy side-shed hair the metro-sexual type with a wee handbag thing who spends ages preening himself always hides in a cubicle – when he sees someone entering he shuts his door and hides out in there - I know it's him every morn.

One time I left and then came back in on the inner door just to catch him on emerging from the cubicle now ‘the coast was clear’ and he pat his shants!



Saw him yesterday though sitting with a lovely looking young girl at lunchtime and I'm shocked how he managed that!

I'm thinking of sending a company-wide email how's this sound:



"To the wee guy who hides in the 1st floor toilets every day please stop preening yerself, no ones really noticing anyway - apart from me who's in real need of a cubicle for proper man-stuff like emptying my bowels or changing my trousers and washing my airse with paper towels and blocking up the plumbing. Please note there's more people due to move into the 1st floor so the demand for the mere 2 cubicles on that floor will only increase - have some consideration you social inadequate.

p.s. to the girl who sits with the hairy wee poser in the canteen - this is the aforementioned hiding weirdo - best avoid

Thanks,

Manly user of the toilets.”

 

[fossyant]

He might think your just a bit weird washing in the loos. Did he have makeup on ?

 

[LosingFocus]

Rather homophobic post...

 

[John the Monkey]

A wee weirdo eh? Those are the worst sort, I hear. What with their wee, and that.

 

[Kestevan]

"please stop preening yerself, no ones really noticing anyway"

Except someone is noticing........

"Saw him yesterday though sitting with a lovely looking young girl at lunchtime and I'm shocked how he managed that!"

Terrible thing jealousy

 

[middleagecyclist]

You misspelt arse.

 

[teekay421]

Hi LosingFocus, sorry just letting off a bit of light steam.
How is my post in any way homophobic?

Rather homophobic post...

 

[Little yellow Brompton]

Hi LosingFocus, sorry just letting off a bit of light steam.
How is my post in any way homophobic?

Never mind being homophobic , you have offended me even more by top posting! :-(

 

[vickster]

Can't you go to the ground or second floor? Or get to work earlier?

Have you actually tried talking to him like an adult and explaining the situation...or is this happening at school?

I wouldn't insult him - either you'll end up in front of HR for bullying or in years to come he'll be your boss and

 

[snorri]

You misspelt arse.

This post gets you into a leading position for my 'Post of the Month' award.

 

[middleagecyclist]

This post gets you into a leading position for my 'Post of the Month' award.

Wow. Thanks. Don't know what to say. Amazed! *sniff*

 

[teekay421]

Have you actually tried talking to him like an adult and explaining the situation...or is this happening at school?

I'm new in here and sorry folks, have misjudged my (admittedly childish) post - I really don't have any issues and not a real rant just a strange observation and thought it might be funny - trying to present a 'clogged up' toilets situation and making fun of myself 'clogging up' the toilets in an ironic err, way.
No way would I ever send an email or try and make someone feel intimidated.

Your point accepted though - I guess i have issues with my outlook and I should take a stern look at myself.

Reading your reply though I have visions of me knocking on the cubicle door and saying "listen mate, I know you're in there just hanging out, there's a good chap and let me use the facilities you've bagseyed first?"

 

[4F]

You need to comsume 3 cans of baked beans and 5 hard boiled eggs the night before, enter the room and let one rip and then wait for a matter of seconds before you will have the room to yourself.

 

[snorri]

I'm new in here and sorry folks,

Not to worry teekay421. Welcome to the forum and keep posting.

 

[Arjimlad]

Please don't put paper towels down the jacksy. Part of my job seems to be organising our drains to be cleared when folks omit to check the bogroll holder before letting fly, and it is tedious & expensive.