coastal women

[Abitrary]

Shorter by nearly 2 feet?

Thereabouts. I didn't bring my theodolyte to measure them.

 

[Abitrary]

It's just that the blokes are huge. The women are tall but not huge. 8 foot tall is not uncommon for most blokes near the sea.

I love these unbelievable threads I start because some coastal denizens will be along in a minute to back me up.... or flying monkey or mjonesy with some university stats!!!

 

[Speicher]

Thereabouts. I didn't bring my theodolyte to measure them.

You do not need a theodolyte to count the number of feet someone has.

 

[Gerry Attrick]

It's just that the blokes are huge. The women are tall but not huge. 8 foot tall is not uncommon for most blokes near the sea.

Now we're getting somewhere. Attrick Towers is within a spoke nipple's hurling distance of the Great North Sea, and I myself am nine feet two inches in my cycling shoes. Mrs A is of course only three feet and one inch.

Mind you, I spend much of my spare time gleaning guano from the gull-raddled beaches of the Humber estuary and have absorbed much nutrient and goodness from it.

 

[snorri]

Why is it that women who live around the coasts of britain are very short?

Over the years they have developed a body shape best suited for picking winkles and digging lugworm, the stooped look comes from generations of carrying on their backs creels of fish from boat to market.

 

[Abitrary]

You do not need a theodolyte to count the number of feet someone has.

yes, like this:

 

[Noodley]

I love these unbelievable threads I start because some coastal denizens will be along in a minute to back me up.... or flying monkey or mjonesy with some university stats!!!

I am a coastal type. I am enormous. Mrs Noodley hails from the far North coast (where Vikings sometimes came for a helping of fish and chips) and she is usually mistaken for an Amazonian Goddess....apart from she's a bit taller.

 

[Gerry Attrick]

yes, like this:

It is true after all. Most of the women around here have beards like that!

 

[Abitrary]

I am a coastal type. I am enormous. Mrs Noodley hails from the far North coast (where Vikings sometimes came for a helping of fish and chips) and she is usually mistaken for an Amazonian Goddess....apart from she's a bit taller.

scottish not included in all this. You lot where pillaged by the frigging massive eskimos.

 

[Noodley]

scottish not included in all this. You lot where pillaged by the frigging massive eskimos.

Oh right you were talking about the Englandshire coastal people. Yes, their women are all beard-wearing hump-backed pygmies - you are correct. And not just on the coast either....

 

[Speicher]

Oh right you were talking about the Englandshire coastal people. Yes, their women are all beard-wearing hump-backed pygmies - you are correct. And not just on the coast either....

 

[Gerry Attrick]

I bet they have a hell of a job getting a bike to fit them.

 

[Abitrary]

Oh right you were talking about the Englandshire coastal people. Yes, their women are all beard-wearing hump-backed pygmies - you are correct. And not just on the coast either....

Noodley, a late night drunken scot is slagging off english women!!!!

Attack him!!!

 

[Noodley]

Noodley, a late night drunken scot is slagging off english women!!!!

Attack him!!!

I was just agreeing with you.

You were the one who excluded majestic Scottish women from your ramblings and I know from experience that Welsh women are similarly majestic, so we are left with one conclusion.

 

[Abitrary]

I was just agreeing with you.

You were the one who excluded majestic Scottish women from your ramblings and I know from experience that Welsh women are similarly majestic, so we are left with one conclusion.

yuck! he's telling us stories about 10 foot tall hairy nippled scottish weirdo women now!!!

Attack him!!!!