Coat of arms for your town

[Accy cyclist]

If you could make a modern day coat of arms for your town or area what would it be like? Parts of my town are a bit run down and as i walk cycle and drive through those areas i sometimes imagine how a new Borough of Hyndburn badge would look. Here are four things i would include in the design. An elbow crutch as there seems to have been an influx of fat lazy slobs over the last few years walking round at a snails pace with ciggies hanging out their mouths. A tattooed neck or backside as i sometimes feel i'm the only one who isn't marked for life. A take-away wrapper as most seem to live off them,then they dump the wrappers in the road,tied up of course as they're enviromentally friendly types. Last but not least some grey marl tracksuit bottoms. The national costume of slobiness has to be included of course!
What would best represent your town's image/identity?

 

[vernon]

What would best represent your town's image/identity?

Me.

 

[postman]

Me.

A pie with crossed knife and fork.

 

[vernon]

A pie with crossed knife and fork.

Dispense with the troughing spanners!

Only ne'er-do-wells use knives and forks on pies. We are blessed with a pair of pie holders.