Cock blocked

[Wankelschrauben]

I was cock blocked today by someone I let into the lane on the ring road in town.

He left a large gap between his car and the kerb, just a few spaces away from the lights, I assumed he'd left the gap for me to say thanks.

I used the gap but he opened his door completely blocking the lane from car to kerb, an effective cock block to say the least.

I endured a clipless moment, (fell to the knee) as he gave it the big "I am".

The guy behind was laughing his head off about the whole situation, I kind of saw the funny side to it also so I chose to antagonise him some more using everyone's favourite phrase of the month "Calm down dear."

 

[400bhp]

Was it LHD then?

 

[Wankelschrauben]

No, 3 lane ring road in the far right hand lane, it splits into a bus lane further along.

 

[Banjo]

Never heard that expression before, thought it was a health issue at first :-) .

Did the guy deliberately open the door to stop you passing?If so what a pr!$£

 

[BentMikey]

It's reported that the chainsaw/battering ram on the front of a recumbent is effective in such situations.























(I am not being serious).

 

[gaz]

Not exactly the correct way to use cock block. but none the less the driver was a plank.

 

[BenM]

It's reported that the chainsaw/battering ram on the front of a recumbent is effective in such situations.























(I am not being serious).

I can report that the chainsaw/battering ram works really well on squishy targets trying to block your path... just keep your aim steady and they soon work out exactly which way the imminent "conservation of momentum" experiment is going...

B.

 

[Jezston]

I'm not sure you understand what the term 'cock blocked' means, wankelschrauben!

 

[Wankelschrauben]

LOL, it is when some cock stands in a door way on a game deliberately stopping you from passing.

Essentially a cock, blocking your path.

 

[Wankelschrauben]

The "other" meaning is when you block someone else from a bit of ahem, lady bits.

 

[frank9755]

I'm not sure you understand what the term 'cock blocked' means, wankelschrauben!

The secondary question is whether it is a deliberate misunderstanding for effect...?

 

[thomas]

Not exactly the correct way to use cock block. but none the less the driver was a plank.

I thought this was going to be someone's attempt to chat someone up at the lights

 

[MrHappyCyclist]

I thought this was going to be someone's attempt to chat someone up at the lights

I thought it was some weird and risky karate move!