Cold weather cliches I've heard so far today

[Greedo]

"Its like an ice rink out there"

"Its too cold to snow"

"The snow will turn to ice"

"Its to get colder"

"When's the thaw?"

"Its the pensioners I feel sorry for"

 

[wafflycat]

"It's so cold I had to chisel the dog from the lampost"

 

[wafflycat]

It's an oldie but goodie, Uncle Mort.

Here's another:-

"my false teeth are chattering and they're still in the glass"

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Wot !!! No Brass Monkey cliche???

 

[Vidor06]

'We've only got 2 days of grit left'

 

[Gromit]

Be careful you might slip.

Me on the phone to my friend who I car share with

"Just take your time in the snow".

Oh and telling Bikepete to put extra socks on this morning because of the cold. I swear I' turning into something I don't like.

 

[Over The Hill]

They are on to "Grit Rationing" around here!

Local news had the lot last night-

Cold presenter next to a motorway
Cold presenter sitcking a tape measure in the snow
Cold presenter near a gritting lorry
Cold presenter watching people slide around on the pavement.

Is there an army of presenters who seem to just come out and stand in front of a camera when it snows? I have not seen any of the above presenters before. Or is it that the man bod stays in the warm studio and they send the teaboy wannabes out in the snow?

 

[Watt-O]

They are on to "Grit Rationing" around here!

Local news had the lot last night-

Cold presenter next to a motorway
Cold presenter sitcking a tape measure in the snow
Cold presenter near a gritting lorry
Cold presenter watching people slide around on the pavement.

Is there an army of presenters who seem to just come out and stand in front of a camera when it snows? I have not seen any of the above presenters before. Or is it that the man bod stays in the warm studio and they send the teaboy wannabes out in the snow?

When's Carole Kirkwood gonna get her kit off? That would warm the country up.

 

[Greedo]

"moan when its hot. moan when its cold. what am i like?" - An annoying b*stard is what you are!

"It's gonna be even colder tonight"


And the postman in the office to pick the mail up there

Postman - "Cold out there today mate"

Me - "yip, it is"

Postman "Aye, there's polar bears out there stealing peoples scarves and running away!"

 

[bauldbairn]

"Cold Snap" surely this suggests a brief(quick) period of severe cold weather.
The BBC1 presenter was still using it this morning, that's at least three weeks too long(if you live in Scotland).

 

[TVC]

"I've never known it this bad before"

Well, yes, you're 25 and this is the worst for 30 years numbnuts!