Coldplay's new album - funny review..................lol

[smokeysmoo]

This had me laughing out loud, but I suppose not liking Coldplay helps as well. Not sure what else it says about me though

NSFW: WARNING - the language used is shocking and there's lots of it, so if your easily offended please just fu don't bother

LINKY

 

[Dave 123]

Mr Billy Bragg posted it up on face ache last week.

The reviewer didn't sit on the fence there did they! It is pretty dull.

 

[Brandane]

Haven't listened to the album, but if the single taken from it is a barometer, then I don't want to subject myself to the album. I would rather lock myself away for a week with only Katie Melua CDs for company.
No, NO! That's going too far!

 

[Archie_tect]

Argh.... Katie Melua is the only person, apart from Frank Sinatra, who has got away with drifting vaguely into and out of the right notes in the right order...

 

[MattE72]

But in Katie Melua's defence she is fit as feck.

 

[MontyVeda]

... as f***ing ever, Chris Martin’s here to suck all the f***ing joy out of the room like a giant f***ing Happiness Hoover!

that sums up all of Coldplay's output: past, present and future... unless of course Chris Martin finds a new religion and they go all happy clappy disco.

 

[welsh dragon]

Wow. I do wish people would tell it like it is.

 

[Lanzecki]

I sense negativity toward Coldplay.

About time. Shower of nothings

 

[Roadrider48]

Some of their music is ok, but Chris Martin is an ###hole!

 

[Doseone]

I listened to a couple of 30 second samples on Itunes. I agree with the reviewer.