Come on CC members, where are the horse burger jokes?

[srw]

Yes, but you don't like Father Ted.

I quite like Mr Ed, though.

 

[Archie_tect]

Finally, a use for Shetland ponies.

 

[Globalti]

Er, steak haché can be boeuf or cheval, horse would be "steak haché de cheval".

And steak haché a cheval means a burger with an egg draped over it like a saddle.

You'd have bought it from here:

 

[vernon]

Er, steak haché can be boeuf or cheval, horse would be "steak haché de cheval".

And steak haché a cheval means a burger with an egg draped over it like a saddle.

You'd have bought it from here:

Owned and run by Maurice Chevalier?

 

[vernon]

Serving horse meat in burgers. Who were they trying to foal?

 

[Deleted member 23692]

I always thought Aberdeen Angus was the name of a prize winning cow.

Not an injured racehorse.
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Products made from dogs are now to be sold at Tesco's.

Tesco. Because every little yelps.
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Despite the recent news, Tesco says that their beef burger sales remain stable.

 

[Arch]

Finally, a use for Shetland ponies.

What, a sort of nouvelle cuisine?

 

[Archie_tect]

Products made from dogs are now to be sold at Tesco's.

They really are the dog's ...

 

[vernon]

Finally, a use for Shetland ponies.

Only for child portions.

 

[craigwend]

I suspected there was something amiss when the bar code on my burger looked like this...

 

[totallyfixed]

In a gallop poll Tescos are still ahead, but only by a nose.

 

[redflightuk]

Reading the label on these tesco burgers, it turns out they're very low in fat but high in Shergar.

 

[hotfuzzrj]

 

[Andy_R]

First it was horse meat in Tesco Burgers.
I've now heard reports that Camel Toes have been seen in Primark leggings.

 

[JohnC60]

It gets worse, the French are now complaining that they've found traces of Tesco's value burgers in their horsemeat!