Come on CC members, where are the horse burger jokes?

[Archie_tect]

In a recent poll, 8 out of 10 cats preferred Tesco burgers.

 

[vernon]

If Shakespeare was writing editorial for the Guardian:

'To beef or not to beef that is equestrian'

 

[Aperitif]

If Shakespeare was writing editorial for the Guardian:

'To beef or not to beef that is equestrian'

There are traces of ham in that, Vernon!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

If Shakespeare was writing editorial for the Guardian:

'To beef or not to beef that is equestrian'

That's terrible, get out, you're bard.

 

[addictfreak]

I was in Tesco's cafe ordering my burger, the waitress asked if I would like anything on it?

I said yes I'll have a fiver each way!

 

[Saddle bum]

If you are stupid enough to eat a commercially made dobbin-burger, you deserve all you get.

The fact they are supposed to contain meat is a revelation, I presumed they were made from eye-lids and a**e-holes.

 

[vernon]

If you are stupid enough to eat a commercially made dobbin-burger, you deserve all you get.

It's going from bad to worse....

They found traces of zebra in the bar codes.

 

[biggs682]

Horse meat found in Tesco burgers. Camel toe found in Primark leggings.

 

[TheDoctor]

I quite like the Aldi horse-burgers, but I prefer my Lidl pony...
[gets coat and halter]

 

[srw]

There's a certain amount of repetition here....
I've counted three "camel toe" jokes, two "Lidl pony" jokes and about four "zebra" jokes.

It's a bit colt for a barbeque today, even though I'm being nagged for an outdoor mule under the vault of the sky.

 

[Aperitif]

^ That's a bit pony too - join the pleberati...you have passed the test!
I've hurdle the jokes now.

 

[vernon]

I fancy some of those small snack sized burgers they serve as starters at posh events.

Horse d'oeuvres.

 

[mark st1]

I dont see the issue ive been eating Tesco burgers for donkeys years.



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[Steve H]

Horse meat found in Tesco burgers,

But even worse...

Camel toe found in Primark leggings

 

[addictfreak]

Never mind their burgers, apparently Tesco's meatballs are the dogs bollocks!