Come quick! There's a wet seagull....

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Just heard this one on the news....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/6812808/RSPCA-reveals-silliest-phonecalls-from-public.html

I like the 'thought it was a tortoise on the motorway but it was a deflated football' one...

 

[rich p]

He wasn't only wet, he was looking sad.

I can't help wondering if it wasn't even a seagull but an eider duck and he was looking a little down.

 

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