I was watching the men's diving the other night with my wife and 16 year old daughter and was surprised at the amazing physique of the competitors. They all seemed to have square tits and a six pack, which puzzled me as I wouldn't have expected them to be so ripped when all they have to do is fall off a platform and then let gravity do the rest.
It was noticeable that my daughter in particular seemed to be paying particularly close attention to the action, but when questioned about the scores didn't seem to have any idea about what was actually going on.
After the diving finished they turned over to the men's gymnastics

, at which point I was started to feel somewhat unfit/under-developed and felt the need for a comforting cushion to cover my non-ripped tummy.
Most of my body matches seem to be shooters, which just confirms my long-held belief that shooting doesn't belong in the Olympics.
Graham