Conversations at inappropriate moments

[Twenty Inch]

My wife usually starts a conversation just as I am looking in three directions at once as we navigate from sliproad to inside lane on the motorway. I think she has a latent death wish.

 

[XmisterIS]

I was once at a dinner, the host pinged his glass to ask for silence, and the last thing that was said by someone (I don't know who) was, "and that's when I shat myself". That's all - but it was just after everyone else had finished speaking.