And whilst I'm at it what's wrong with having a whistle that fits nicely into a pocket rather than all of this modern communications gubbins that they all seem to have strapped around and hanging off all over the place. I don't know whether to talk to a police officer or attempt to log on. Where will this craziness end???
A whistle may of been a good way of communication back in the good old days when there where plenty of coppers on the beat who could hear the whistle, but these days the nearest copper may be several miles away and in a car. A silver whistle would still look nice on the formal uniform though.