Corrupt A Wish

[classic33]

Your spelling is better, however your not a good witch.

I wish I had a wallet that never ran out of genuine £20 notes.

 

[welsh dragon]

Your wallet never runs out of genuine £20 notes. However they have just stopped using them as currency

I wish I was a better cook

 

[classic33]

You are a better cook - but not by enough to land the chefs role at the local cafe.

I wish I wished

 

[welsh dragon]

You did wish, but you just kept wishing you had wished so you didnt actually get anything.

I wish I knew if life existed on other planets

 

[classic33]

Life does exist on other planets, buts its not life as we know it

I wish I had the keys to the bank safe when the tim locks .came off

 

[Archie_tect]

You'd only get locked in by being greedy...
I wish I'll always have one more wish to go.

 

[welsh dragon]

You do have the keys however the safe is empty.

I wish I was more witty

 

[classic33]

You have always one more wish to make, you just keep on making the same wish.

I wish I had a Flyke

 

[welsh dragon]

You have a flyke, but it never gets off the ground.

I wish I was a walking encyclopedia

 

[Archie_tect]

No, I don't need anymore wishes... because after wishing that you always have one more wish to make, you can then wish for anything you want each time always knowing you have one to call on.... instead of having to waste each wish wishing for a wish... see?
Is a Flyke really something you wish to wish for?

 

[welsh dragon]

 

[classic33]

No, I don't need anymore wishes... because after wishing that you always have one more wish to make, you can then wish for anything you want each time always knowing you have one to call on.... instead of having to waste each wish wishing for a wish... see?
Is a Flyke really something you wish to wish for?

Yes.

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Is a Flyke really something you wish to wish for?

Yes please.

 

[welsh dragon]

Okay. Both of you have one, but they don't work.

I wish I had a pilots licence

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

You are now a licenced harbour pilot.

I wish I could do another 100 mile cycle ride this year.