Corrupt A Wish

[Deleted member 23692]

You can walk up walls like a Gecko... but only up, and never down

I wish this itching and burning sensation would stop

 

[roadrash]

this itching and burning sensation will stop ,but only after visiting .....the clinic

i wish i didnt put on weight

 

[colly]

You stop putting on weight but will forever remain at your current 432 pounds.

I wish I had, right now, a Nuttals Mintoe.

 

[Markymark]

You do have some nuttals mintoe but Vanessa Feltz has spotted them and she's coming your way.

I wish it was warmer outside.

 

[ComedyPilot]

It is warmer outside, but the only clothing you posess is a mankini....

I wish chop sticks were easier to use.

 

[Markymark]

You have learnt to master chopsticks but you can only cook soup.

I wish Coldplay would never play again.

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Coldplay will never play again. Their fans know it is your fault and are at your front door with a battering ram.

I wish I was a better rider.

 

[crazyjoe101]

You are a better rider, better than someone who doesn't ride.

I wish I had some black gaffa tape so I didn't have to keep retapaing things when the electrical tape comes off.

 

[welsh dragon]

You do have gaffer tape, however it only sticks to itself.

I wish I was better at hill climbing.

 

[Deleted member 23692]

You are the best at hill climbing, but you've absolutely no idea how to come back down them.

I wish that thing over there was nearer

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

That thing over there is coming nearer. It's a high speed train and you are standing on the line.

I wish I knew how to brew beer.

 

[welsh dragon]

You do know how to brew beer. However, it tastes like s..t.

I wish I could travel the world.

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

You do know how to brew beer. However, it tastes like s..t.

I wish I could travel the world.

You can travel the world but it's a walking tour.

I wish I was more knowledgeable.

 

[welsh dragon]

You are more knowledgeable but only about trains.

I wish I was taller

 

[Markymark]

You are taller, 18ft 7.

I wish I was able to eat whatever and as much as I wanted.