Cow _hit
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NormanD
Lunatic Asylum Escapee
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- Heworth the other side of life!
One of the advantages of a camelbak 
snorri
Legendary Member
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- East coast, up a bit.
I thought this was going to be a story about a collision with a cow, but nothing so terrible. 
fossyant
Ride It Like You Stole It!
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- South Manchester
Or when a 'mate' cyces through some slushy stuff, and covers you head to toe
rodgy-dodge
An Exceptional Member
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- North East, Teesside
two words 'Crud Catcher'
asterix
Comrade Member
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- Limoges or York
The worse thing when riding thru cow _hit is not noticing it splattered on your bottle till you take a slurp
Chris
..and it tastes of?
The worse thing when riding thru cow _hit is not noticing it splattered on your bottle till you take a slurp
Chris
Funnily enough I had the same experience today. Yummy!
Actually I stopped and flipped the lid off to drink!
terry_gardener
Veteran
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- stockton on tees
i was expecting something totally different from the title.
this has never happened to me and i hope it doesn't, as i might throw up.
this has never happened to me and i hope it doesn't, as i might throw up.
Gerry Attrick
Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue Consultant
HLaB
Marie Attoinette Fan
How do you hit a cow, they're pretty big and I would of thought easy to spot and avoid plus they tend to run away 
Oh I've read the full thread now and you mean Cow $hit, Its advisable to avoid that too
Oh I've read the full thread now and you mean Cow $hit, Its advisable to avoid that too
How do you hit a cow, they're pretty big and I would of thought easy to spot and avoid plus they tend to run away
Usually with a banjo.
Steve H
Large Member
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- Brighouse in West Yorkshire
I was riding down a particularly _hitty track at the weekend and got a puncture. Trying to change an inner tube when your tyre is covered in horse _hit and a bit of dog _hit is not fun.
Banjo
Fuelled with Jelly Babies
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- South Wales
Leave me out of this.The sheep will get jealous
If you have two bottles stop and rinse cow slurry off your bottle top. All kinds of nasties lurking in there. Im sure I must have ingested plenty though without any obvious problems.
Crankarm
Guru
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- Nr Cambridge
I thought this thread was going to be about a hapless cyclist colliding with an easily avoidable large obstruction - a cow and getting stuck in it's behind. I was preparing to LoL even to LMAO. Oh well, you deserve a pat on the back.