Lizban
New Member
- Location
- Blackheath, London
I farted in a lift at work today.
Wrong on so many levels
Wrong on so many levels
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- Thread starter Lizban
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Baggy
Cake connoisseur
- Location
- Where the chevrons are
Why do elephants paint their feet yellow?
So they can hide upside-down in bowls of custard.
So they can hide upside-down in bowls of custard.
nosherduke996
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Newdigate,surrey
I went up in my loft today and found a present which i forgot to give my kids last year.Shame,because they would have loved that kitten.
beanzontoast
Guru
- Location
- South of The Peaks
What's the difference between a bad archer and a constipated owl?
One shoots but can't hit.
One shoots but can't hit.
Baggy
Cake connoisseur
- Location
- Where the chevrons are
scots_lass
Senior Member
- Location
- Small village in Fife
What has 22 legs and 2 wings?
A rugby team!
A rugby team!
beanzontoast
Guru
- Location
- South of The Peaks
Hover Fly
He, him, his
- Location
- Besides the lake, beneath the trees
accountantpete
OAP
Two chimps in the bath and the first one goes oo oo ee ee ah ah oo
So the second one says "Well, put some cold water in then"
So the second one says "Well, put some cold water in then"
mangaman
Guest
I know we all get it, but I have recurring nightmares of the infamous "duck thread".
I'll say no more - if you want more detail PM a seasoned pro like dell who'll probably sit you in the corner of his local boozer, with frothy ale and a Cuban cigar and say "have I told you about the time there was a thread about 3 ducks?"
10 pints later you'll have heard the story but will have forgotten it.
In this case - it involves the owl having a goog old fashioned sh1t doesn't it?
Flying Dodo
It'll soon be summer
What sort of music do the elves like, at the North Pole?
(w)rap music.
(w)rap music.
Hover Fly
He, him, his
- Location
- Besides the lake, beneath the trees
TWo fish in a tank, one says
"Ill steer, you fire the gun"
"Ill steer, you fire the gun"
