AndyRM
XOXO
- Location
- North Shields
Ouch... Surely if you're going to crash like a pro you have to head-butt a telegraph pole these days?
Crash like the pros
- Thread starter Bollo
- Start date
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Vapin' Joe
Formerly known as Smokin Joe
- Location
- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
Cycling injuries are nothing.
I was once stretching over a snooker table to reach the cueball when my foot slipped. My opponent then asked me why I had my hand down my pants feeling my balls. I told him I wasn't feeling them, I was counting them.
I was once stretching over a snooker table to reach the cueball when my foot slipped. My opponent then asked me why I had my hand down my pants feeling my balls. I told him I wasn't feeling them, I was counting them.
Bazzer
Setting the controls for the heart of the sun.
- Location
- On the edge of reality
Actually I think it was a manuka honey. She left the tube with me and I intended to put it our first aid box, but by the time I left hospital it had passed its once opened use by date.
My elbow now keeps wanting to sniff flowers, whilst my leg just ignores them.
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Updatey bikey. Sell your shares in Wiggle! Sell!!!!!
The frame, a 2007 Litespeed Tuscany, is fine. It's double-hard. Damage is limited to the shifters, which is cosmetic only and should be put right with new name plates. The rear skewer (lovely and quite new Zipp Ti) is trashed, but at least the wheel is fine. 60 squids will see it all right.
A pedal and the front deraillieur have cosmetic damage but both were due replacement anyway in the Autumn sales. My prescription sunnies have a little scrape on one arm, but at least I didn't lose them, eh Geraint?
The frame, a 2007 Litespeed Tuscany, is fine. It's double-hard. Damage is limited to the shifters, which is cosmetic only and should be put right with new name plates. The rear skewer (lovely and quite new Zipp Ti) is trashed, but at least the wheel is fine. 60 squids will see it all right.
A pedal and the front deraillieur have cosmetic damage but both were due replacement anyway in the Autumn sales. My prescription sunnies have a little scrape on one arm, but at least I didn't lose them, eh Geraint?
