Just watched the 'highlights'. Jesus. Observations, as transcribed during...
England v South Africa: carnage. England all out before they even got halfway through their 50 overs.
131-10
Jesus
You wouldn't put it past them to get that for none, just to rub England's nose in it.
South Africa didn't put a foot wrong from start to finish. Some very sharp bowling and a succession of brilliant athletic catches. Not a potential catch went down.
Currently 50 for none.
Effortlessly despatching everything the bowlers send their way.
73-0 and motoring
Can't remember such an abject display of men against boys
The first one day of a five match series - a home series at that - and they are getting not so much thrashed as utterly humiliated.
"South Africa need 29 runs from 34 overs with ten wickets in hand."
A wicket! A fantastic catch! 123-1. Still nine runs needed.
Another! Their captain! On 131 - ie scores equal!
And another ! Unreal! 131-3!
A six. Game over. F**k me. What a match. What a finale. But above all, what a demolition.