Crossing the Channel on a bike?

[Hover Fly]

And don't forget
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[slowmotion]

... and I give you "Decavitator"

in 1991 it held the world record at 18.5 knots

Oh bugger! No chance of a patent then....


Edit: Has anybody tried a propellor in the water? That's got to be a serious proposition as regards the transfer of energy into forward motion. TM slowmotion, patent pending.

 

[smeg]

Numbnuts! She is not wearing a recognised bouyancy aid, although she might not .........

Or a helmet .......

She's got 2 airbags at the front, although they might need closer inspection to make sure they're seaworthy?