"Crouch, Touch, Pause and er.. Engage"

[Aperitif]

Rucking hell!
Mills & Boon are going for the rugby stud market.
That'll be a series of 50 'meet her halfway' lines.
Turn on, tune in and drop out 22...

What next?

" Sir Christopher twitched his upper thigh, causing an insouciant draught under the Egyptian cotton duvet. Becky heaved her heavy heart high - catching the scent of the Adonis beside her. Having a religious upbringing, her Rod and her Staff were always there to comfort her - in time of need - but this was the real McHoy!
She shifted towards him and watched him reliving a dream...talking in his sleep. 'he's babbling Brookes' - she mused..."

Well?

 

[Fnaar]

... she found his odd-shaped balls strangely beguiling...

 

[johnnyh]

...she looked to get the tackle in... no doubt!

 

[Maz]

She caressed his manhood, intent on pulling him off at half-time.





IGMC

 

[Speicher]

She got excited when he talked about flankers.

 

[Maz]

She got excited when he talked about flankers.

Where's your avatar, Speicher?. We need it to identify you more easily.

 

[Landslide]

"I'm sorry, that's never happened before!" he flustered.
Consoling the flaccid Sir Christopher she murmured, "Never mind, it was worth a try."

 

[Speicher]

Landslide, I think you ought to cross that line out.

 

[Landslide]

I've been mauled by Speicher...

 

[wafflycat]

Gives a whole new meaning to Eddie Waring talking about an 'up and under'

 

[rich p]

" I love your gear" she whispered breathlessly as he stripped down to his bottom bracket. She looked deeply into his cat eyes and swooned as he showed her his seat post. He took Celeste into his stronglight arms and picked her up and carried her behind the bike shed........

Lost the romance towards the end

 

[Maz]

She got excited when he talked about flankers.

She's a hooker.

 

[Speicher]

She was taken a back when she first met him, with his fly half undone.

 

[Maz]

She was taken a back when she first met him, with his fly half undone.

That's clever, that one.

 

[Speicher]

She suggested he read a book on the subject "Loose Heads, Tight Balls".