Crufts Dog Show

[threebikesmcginty]

The puns so far are shih tzu I'm not posting any more to setter good example.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I aren't the worst culprit; I don't want to pointer finger, but................

 

[ComedyPilot]

If anyone on here goes, keep a beagle eye out for any bargians.

 

[slowmotion]

[QUOTE I'm not posting any more to setter good example.[/QUOTE]

Phew, that's a relief! I'm cocker-hoop.

 

[Aperitif]

Cor gee! I came late to this thread, all the pedigree puns have been made by my chums. I'll have to go and think.

 

[slowmotion]

If anyone on here goes, keep a beagle eye out for any bargians.

There are some mastiff ones if you look hard...

 

[Yellow Fang]

No need to drive. I'll ride my ridgeback down.

 

[Aperitif]

Anyone who goes to the show, look out for a disinterested bloke in a CycleChat shirt - that will be a Bored Colly...

 

[Downward]

I went yesterday. Busy enough then I'd hate to be there for crufts. Must stink a bit too.

 

[slowmotion]

I'm going to have to say my goodbyes.

Chow Chow

 

[661-Pete]

I suppose, if I'm passing, I might take a Peke inside...

 

[slowmotion]

No need to drive. I'll ride my ridgeback down.

Make sure your saddle isn't too low...you expend too much energy lifting your leg...

 

[Dayvo]

I won't try and take on all you pun-masters as I'll just give you all a good canine!

You're probably not feline up to it, anyway!

 

[ComedyPilot]

I won't try and take on all you pun-masters as I'll just give you all a good canine!

You're probably not feline up to it, anyway!

I am more than up to it, but there's norway you could beat me.

 

[Kirstie]

I hate crufts. It makes me want to spitz, all those poor dogs done up to the nines...