Crufts Dog Show

[slowmotion]

I won't try and take on all you pun-masters as I'll just give you all a good canine!

!

You are a pervert! I bet you Pinscher too.

 

[Dayvo]

You are a pervert! I bet you Pinscher too.

You take that a backa, or I'll boxer ya ears!

 

[Maz]

Crufts is the dog's b*llocks. End of.

 

[Dayvo]

Crufts is the dog's b*llocks. End of.

That's right: it can't be licked!

 

[Kirstie]

Rather than stay at home I might go and fetch some tickets, come by the show and sit for a short while...

 

[Dayvo]

You seem very well heeled, Kirstie!

 

[slowmotion]

This is getting faintly tedious. You fellows simply Borzoi.

 

[Kirstie]

You seem very well heeled, Kirstie!

Wei(maraner) do you think that Dayvo?

 

[Dayvo]

Wei(maraner) do you think that Dayvo?

Cos I couldn't see the claws in your contract.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I thought you were ill Kirstie, a little husky?

 

[Kirstie]

Do you want to see the contract? I'll whippet out for you if you really want to inspect its clawses

(aside)
I just discovered that there's a dog breed called the 'nova scotia duck tolling retriever' I defy anyone to turn that into a pun!

 

[Speicher]

I might ask Scot, he knows some good ones.

 

[Dayvo]

Get back to New Scotland, me old duck-ringing hound!


any good?

 

[Maz]

I might ask Scot, he knows some good ones.

You could, but you'd be barking up the wrong tree.

 

[slowmotion]

You take that a backa, or I'll boxer ya ears!

Take your chances Dude. I'm shar-peish on my feet...