Cryptic Question

[Greedo]

I live above a star, but never burn. I have 11 neighbours but they never turn , my initials are p , q , r and sometimes s . what am i?

 

[Fnaar]

A namibian poet

 

[Slim]

The number 7 key on a telephone keypad??

 

[Maz]

The number 7 key on a telephone keypad??

Admit it. You Googled it.

 

[Greedo]

The number 7 key on a telephone keypad??

We have a winner!!!!

 

[Slim]

Admit it. You Googled it.

Nope - just for a change. My phone rang while I was spaced out thinking about it. When I snapped out of the trance the first thing my eyes focused on was the phone.

Anyway, try this one....

Bert gets into a lift in a building with 10 floors. On the way up he gets out at the fifth floor and walks the rest of the way up to the tenth.

On the way down he presses the button for the ground floor and goes all the way.

Why does he get out at the fifth floor on the way up??

 

[Greedo]

he's a midget?

 

[Slim]

he's a midget?

Got it in one!!

 

[gavintc]

The lift stops at the fifth floor.

 

[red_tom]

A man pushes a car up to a hotel and immediately goes bankrupt. Why?

(And if you know already - the shush!)

 

[Mr Pig]

Why does he get out at the fifth floor

He's an idiot.

 

[Mr Pig]

A man pushes a car up to a hotel and immediately goes bankrupt.

Does he pass a dog that is bigger than his car on the way there?

 

[Greedo]

He's playing monopoly???

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Must be Monopoly

 

[yello]

(And if you know already - the shush!)

That's even more cryptic than the question itself... or is it a paradox?