goo_mason
Champion barbed-wire hurdler
- Location
- Leith, Edinburgh
My Mum used to have famous culinary disasters. My favourite was the tea-bag curry. She went to freeze some left-over curry, and decided to drain some of the excess liquid away first - but when she did, the whole lot fell into the sink. Since no-one was around, she scooped it back up and put it in the foil tub and popped it in the freezer.
Months later, Dad's sitting having said leftover curry for dinner. "Mmmmmm..", he mumbles. "This is one of the best curries you've ever made !". Then, less than a minute later, he lifts a strange item up off the plate with his fork. "What's this, though ?"
Mum hadn't noticed that she'd left a couple of used teabags in the sink (they used to throw them in there to drain before putting them in the bucket later) on the day she dropped the curry, so she'd scooped 'em up with everything else.
Another one was the ex-wife's first ever cheese, leek and potato bake. It had a godawful smell about it when I arrived home from work, and tasted like antiseptic. Then I noticed the large 'twigs' buried beneath a layer of cheese.... cloves !! No wonder it tasted vile. She's completely misunderstood the recipe line where it said: "Garlic (2 cloves)".
Months later, Dad's sitting having said leftover curry for dinner. "Mmmmmm..", he mumbles. "This is one of the best curries you've ever made !". Then, less than a minute later, he lifts a strange item up off the plate with his fork. "What's this, though ?"
Mum hadn't noticed that she'd left a couple of used teabags in the sink (they used to throw them in there to drain before putting them in the bucket later) on the day she dropped the curry, so she'd scooped 'em up with everything else.
Another one was the ex-wife's first ever cheese, leek and potato bake. It had a godawful smell about it when I arrived home from work, and tasted like antiseptic. Then I noticed the large 'twigs' buried beneath a layer of cheese.... cloves !! No wonder it tasted vile. She's completely misunderstood the recipe line where it said: "Garlic (2 cloves)".