Cycle safety innovation revealed to me in a dream.

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I don't often remember dreams so the fact I recall this must be significant.

I was on coach gazing out the window when all of a sudden, nearly smeared across the glass was a cyclist. A cyclist dressed up as a speed camera. I was shocked the coach driver hadn't seen him and went forward to remonstrate, whereupon the coach driver got out of his cab to remonstrate back. I decided to back down at this point as the coach was still going with no one at the wheel.​

Think about it though: It's the next logical step from camera toting, hi-viz wearing righteousness. Dress up as a speed camera. everyone will slow down as they approach you and give you a wide berth thinking they might get flashed or at the very least, give you a wide berth because they think you're a loon.

Take it to it's next logical step you could have fancy dress packages. For instance, who fancies going to work as the Eiffel tower or The Shard.

I may go into business making the costumes now. I'm off to find some crowd funding.
 

EltonFrog

Legendary Member
You're a nutter!
 

asterix

Comrade Member
Location
Limoges or York
I don't often remember dreams so the fact I recall this must be significant.

I was on coach gazing out the window when all of a sudden, nearly smeared across the glass was a cyclist. A cyclist dressed up as a speed camera. I was shocked the coach driver hadn't seen him and went forward to remonstrate, whereupon the coach driver got out of his cab to remonstrate back. I decided to back down at this point as the coach was still going with no one at the wheel.​

Think about it though: It's the next logical step from camera toting, hi-viz wearing righteousness. Dress up as a speed camera. everyone will slow down as they approach you and give you a wide berth thinking they might get flashed or at the very least, give you a wide berth because they think you're a loon.

Take it to it's next logical step you could have fancy dress packages. For instance, who fancies going to work as the Eiffel tower or The Shard.

I may go into business making the costumes now. I'm off to find some crowd funding.

Didn't work though, did it!

How about they make speed cameras to look like cyclists? Then speeders won't slow down and they'll make loadsa money..

On 2nd thoughts once word gets around we'll be even less popular!
 

Beebo

Firm and Fruity
Location
Hexleybeef
you are too late, it's already been done.
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Archie_tect

De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
Location
Northumberland
I am... very, very seriously.:angry: [here's my very serious face]
 
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