CycleChat Investigates - Christmas pap songs

[Drago]

It's advent, and it'll soon be Christmas. Already the radio is saturated with Christmas songs. But which is the worst, most nauseating, annoying Christmas song of all time?

Only the enormous brains of CycleChat can settle this existence defining question once and for all.

 

[cosmicbike]

You seem to have missed the new, apparently not offensive, version of 'Fairy Tale Of New York'. Gets my vote, meanwhile the original, proper version is a fave.

 

[DRM]

It’s a toss up between Mariah Carey and Bing Crosby/David Bowie, however Ms Carey gets it by a whisker, you’ve missed Cliff Richard‘s dreadful & ghastly mistletoe and wine which would win by a country mile

 

[Tail End Charlie]

I plumped for Slade, then I saw Wizzard at the bottom. Decisions, decisions. Some of the others I quite like!

 

[roadrash]

you’ve missed Cliff Richard‘s dreadful & ghastly mistletoe and wine which would win by a country mile

cliff richard ...... i may have mentioned before how i get an uncontrolable urge to smash the telly or radio at the very hint of anything to do with the annoying fecker i cant stand the smarmy fecker

 

[raleighnut]

No Lennon

View: https://youtu.be/yJ4tW7AG_mc

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I needed to vote for all of them and indeed the rest that have been missed off the list. Undoubted cr&p the lot of them.

 

[CanucksTraveller]

For me, it's Shakey. A sub-pound shop Elvis impersonator, with only the one dance move.

 

[stephec]

cliff richard ...... i may have mentioned before how i get an uncontrolable urge to smash the telly or radio at the very hint of anything to do with the annoying fecker i cant stand the smarmy fecker

You don't mean the very same Clff who moans about the commercialisation of Christmas, and then goes and releases a sicky puke Christmas song are you? 😄

 

[classic33]

Where's Dustin on the list?

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QsUxCrS92tw

 

[tyred]

You forgot East 17 Stay another day

 

[PeteXXX]

🎅 Loads of cack on this one!! 🎅

 

[welsh dragon]

Slade. Def slade. A load of cack

 

[Drago]

For me, it's Shakey. A sub-pound shop Elvis impersonator, with only the one dance move.

And how ironic did the name Shakin Stevens turn out to be?

 

[tyred]

I actually have an original vinyl copy of the Shakin' Stevens song. My sister was a huge fan if his back in the day and the that record somehow ended up mixed in with mine when my sister left home.