Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
Some time ago I was out riding when we came across a lone horse in the road. I was rather alarmed by this wild beast. My riding companion at the time, who was female and no more than 5' tall, marched up to the monster and did something with it. Put it into a field, or a headlock or something. I'm not sure because I was hiding round the corner at the time, in fear for my life.