Cycling with a damp ring ......

[PeteXXX]

Your contact lens's wobble about?

 

[Mrs M]

Rain up your nose?

 

[mybike]

Rain up your nose?

The rain drips off the ring through his nose onto his shirtfront.

 

[Fnaar]

You have an earring in one ear. The rain makes your earring wet, and the water creeps up into the hole in your earlobe. If it is very cold, the water freezes, and your whole head becomes encased in ice, leading to difficulty with breathing and impaired visibility.

 

[Garry A]

You have a monk style ring hairstyle and don't like it wet?

 

[biggs682]

You have a monk style ring hairstyle and don't like it wet?

closer

 

[mybike]

closer

The rain drips off your halo and makes a click every time it hits your helmet.

 

[steve50]

The foam ring inside your helmet gets damp and uncomfortable

 

[Mrs M]

Rain going down the back of your neck?

 

[Garry A]

You wear a sweatband? Oh you're soooo 1980's

 

[ClaireSaud]

You wear a toupee and the tape gets wet so it slides around?

 

[Fnaar]

The rain spoils your Colgate* Ring of Confidence

*other toothpastes are available.

 

[ayceejay]

Professor I E Jit here,
Let me break it down:
There is a damp ring with a cycling connotation.
To further extrapolate this damp ring is relevant while cycling
The way the problem was presented was designed to make us think of peanuts and such and put us off the track
A bicycle is based on rings - wheels - cogs etc
So in my learned opinion the 'ring' part is something to do with a bell
Amirite

 

[slowmotion]

Is your condition related to Chefs' Arse or Drummers' Butt?
http://www.waywordradio.org/drummers_butt_1/

The Urban Dictionary is your friend.

 

[Hitchington]

The foam ring inside your helmet gets damp and uncomfortable

AKA a cheesy rim if not attended to