Cyclist taken out by mattress

[glasgowcyclist]

Perhaps an undercover operation is underway.

Are we done yet ?

We would be if the driver hadn't done a bunk.

GC

 

[Tin Pot]

They should use these images to advertise the dangers of driving. Take them to the printers four posters...

 

[Mugshot]

Can't be too many more, I've been scratching my head, bored now though.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Can't be too many more, I've been scratching my head, bored now though.

Damn, eider put money on mine being the last one.

GC

 

[glasgowcyclist]

At least the cyclist has CCTV footage to bolster his case.

GC

 

[Mugshot]

Damn, eider put money on mine being the last one.

GC

You've got to get up early to catch me out!!!
*Ducks down*

 

[Pale Rider]

At least the cyclist has CCTV footage to bolster his case.

From an embedded camera.

 

[doug]

Was di van driver quilty though ?

 

[Jenkins]

It's a Miracoil he wasn't seriously injured!

 

[Crackle]

Tempur fugit.

 

[Tin Pot]

My pregnant wife was knocked down by a flying mattress in 2004.

Disclaimer: There are no puns in this post, this is a true story.

 

[snorri]

The Flying Bedstead was well known in the 1950s, the Flying Mattress appears to be an economy version for our hard times.

 

[Soltydog]

I bet the cyclist sheet himself

 

[PK99]

Clearly the driver fell asleep at the wheel.