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well in Cambridge anyway, and here's the proof (from the Cambridge News)....

Costly trip for cyclist as he collects bike from police

A cyclist got more than he bargained for when he collected his bike from police after leaving it at Cambridge University – because it had drugs in its pannier.
The cycle was left at Hughes Hall, Wollaston Road, but was spotted by a porter who suspected it had been abandoned.
The kind-hearted college guard took it to Parkside police station after the discovery in an effort to reunite it with its owner.
When officers looked through bags left on the bike they found identification – along with a small amount of cannabis.
They telephoned the owner, asking him to collect his bike.
But when the 55-year-old turned up at the station he was taken in for questioning and arrested for possession of cannabis – and handed an £80 fine for his trouble.
Former county council leader guilty of careless cycling

A former Cambridgeshire county council leader who smashed off a car’s wing mirror while riding her bike has been found guilty of cycling without due care and attention – but cleared of causing the damage deliberately.
Shona Johnstone, a serving councillor and Cambridgeshire Police Authority member, was fined £350 and ordered to pay £140 costs by magistrates yesterday.
Last night the 50-year-old said she was “disappointed” by the verdict, but confirmed she would not be reviving her bid to become Cambridgeshire’s first police commissioner.
Her attempt to be selected as the Conservative candidate for the post ended in failure after the allegations emerged.
Cambridge Magistrates’ Court heard the collision happened on a cycle lane in Station Road, Over, on February 23, last year.
Johnstone was riding towards her home in Lowburyholme Road when she fell off while attempting to squeeze past a red Ford Fiesta which had been illegally parked with two wheels on the cycle path.
The wing mirror was knocked off and scuff marks were left on the car, which belonged to a builder working on a site next door.
Afterwards she did not stop but cycled home – claiming she did not see the damage or people nearby – and did not call police.
Moments later she was confronted at her home by car owner Bradley Singleton, who called police.
Chairman of the bench David Bredin said Johnstone’s cycling had dropped below the required standard.
He said: “In leaving the scene at pace having had a collision, she didn’t take responsible action appropriate of a person of good character to look around for people or damage, nor did she take appropriate action to report the incident, knowing Mr Singleton had called police.
“In a known hazard area she didn’t take appropriate action to avoid a collision and showed poor judgment.”
Magistrates cleared Johnstone of criminal damage after rejecting claims she had stopped riding to punch the mirror off.
Richard Peters, the building site manager, alleged this had happened at the end of a long-running dispute over parking in the cycleway.
Mr Peters said Johnstone had shouted foul-mouthed abuse about the parking on numerous occasions previously – to the extent the builders nicknamed her “Tourette’s”, or the “village idiot”.
But Michael Magee, defending, said the allegations of aggression were an “utter fabrication” and that the collision was an accident, caused by “poor parking” which Johnstone had previously reported to police.
Mr Magee said that when Mr Peters witnessed the crash he “saw an opportunity to make trouble and to keep her off your back”.
Mr Bredin said magistrates were unconvinced that Johnstone was strong enough to break the mirror off with one arm – or that she had intended to do so.
Afterwards, Johnstone, who led the county council for six months in 2007, said she would consider an appeal.
She was suspended from the Tory group when she was charged, but deputy leader Cllr Mac McGuire said he expected this would now be lifted, describing the conviction as “nothing more than a misdemeanour”.
Johnstone, who has represented Willingham since 1993, came to prominence by pushing through the guided busway scheme but quit as leader in a row over the appointment of council chief executive Mark Lloyd.
 

Banjo

Fuelled with Jelly Babies
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South Wales
If police had acted on her original complaint and got a grip of the builders using the cycle lane as a carpark the incident would never have occured.

I still dont think for one minute that was an accident though.She had allready complained to police about the cars in the lane then "accidently" knocks a mirror off???
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
My late sister used a mobility scooter when she was very disabled with MS. I remember being out with her one day when she encountered a car parked on the pavement and being amazed to see her line up the scooter and scrape deliberately right down the paintwork while muttering "Serves 'em effing right...!"
 
If police had acted on her original complaint and got a grip of the builders using the cycle lane as a carpark the incident would never have occured.

I still dont think for one minute that was an accident though.She had allready complained to police about the cars in the lane then "accidently" knocks a mirror off???

^^this^^. They both should be cautioned or something or fined as I see blame on both sides.

Also the first story could belong on a jokes website, its so comical!
 

Crankarm

Guru
Location
Nr Cambridge
well in Cambridge anyway, and here's the proof (from the Cambridge News)....

Costly trip for cyclist as he collects bike from police

A cyclist got more than he bargained for when he collected his bike from police after leaving it at Cambridge University – because it had drugs in its pannier.
The cycle was left at Hughes Hall, Wollaston Road, but was spotted by a porter who suspected it had been abandoned.
The kind-hearted college guard took it to Parkside police station after the discovery in an effort to reunite it with its owner.
When officers looked through bags left on the bike they found identification – along with a small amount of cannabis.
They telephoned the owner, asking him to collect his bike.
But when the 55-year-old turned up at the station he was taken in for questioning and arrested for possession of cannabis – and handed an £80 fine for his trouble.
Former county council leader guilty of careless cycling

A former Cambridgeshire county council leader who smashed off a car’s wing mirror while riding her bike has been found guilty of cycling without due care and attention – but cleared of causing the damage deliberately.
Shona Johnstone, a serving councillor and Cambridgeshire Police Authority member, was fined £350 and ordered to pay £140 costs by magistrates yesterday.
Last night the 50-year-old said she was “disappointed” by the verdict, but confirmed she would not be reviving her bid to become Cambridgeshire’s first police commissioner.
Her attempt to be selected as the Conservative candidate for the post ended in failure after the allegations emerged.
Cambridge Magistrates’ Court heard the collision happened on a cycle lane in Station Road, Over, on February 23, last year.
Johnstone was riding towards her home in Lowburyholme Road when she fell off while attempting to squeeze past a red Ford Fiesta which had been illegally parked with two wheels on the cycle path.
The wing mirror was knocked off and scuff marks were left on the car, which belonged to a builder working on a site next door.
Afterwards she did not stop but cycled home – claiming she did not see the damage or people nearby – and did not call police.
Moments later she was confronted at her home by car owner Bradley Singleton, who called police.
Chairman of the bench David Bredin said Johnstone’s cycling had dropped below the required standard.
He said: “In leaving the scene at pace having had a collision, she didn’t take responsible action appropriate of a person of good character to look around for people or damage, nor did she take appropriate action to report the incident, knowing Mr Singleton had called police.
“In a known hazard area she didn’t take appropriate action to avoid a collision and showed poor judgment.”
Magistrates cleared Johnstone of criminal damage after rejecting claims she had stopped riding to punch the mirror off.
Richard Peters, the building site manager, alleged this had happened at the end of a long-running dispute over parking in the cycleway.
Mr Peters said Johnstone had shouted foul-mouthed abuse about the parking on numerous occasions previously – to the extent the builders nicknamed her “Tourette’s”, or the “village idiot”.
But Michael Magee, defending, said the allegations of aggression were an “utter fabrication” and that the collision was an accident, caused by “poor parking” which Johnstone had previously reported to police.
Mr Magee said that when Mr Peters witnessed the crash he “saw an opportunity to make trouble and to keep her off your back”.
Mr Bredin said magistrates were unconvinced that Johnstone was strong enough to break the mirror off with one arm – or that she had intended to do so.
Afterwards, Johnstone, who led the county council for six months in 2007, said she would consider an appeal.
She was suspended from the Tory group when she was charged, but deputy leader Cllr Mac McGuire said he expected this would now be lifted, describing the conviction as “nothing more than a misdemeanour”.
Johnstone, who has represented Willingham since 1993, came to prominence by pushing through the guided busway scheme but quit as leader in a row over the appointment of council chief executive Mark Lloyd.

Errr .............. it's a builder's vehicle. They all have dents, bangs and scrapes on them.
 

Davidc

Guru
Location
Somerset UK
Errr .............. it's a builder's vehicle. They all have dents, bangs and scrapes on them.
So do you think she should have sent the builder a bill, as she was doing the job of scraping his car and knocking the mirror off, which he'd otherwise have had to do for himself?

Of course it would have to be doubled if she did it outside normal working hours, and if she's VAT registered that would have to go on.

Special rates for cash mind.
 
I remember a few years ago in Cambridge, when Addenbrookes Hospital was first opened

Local residents were annoyed by the massive influx of staff parking in their streets.

They used to "bounce" the cars into the road and then report them as a hazard!
 

perplexed

Guru
Location
Sheffield
So do you think she should have sent the builder a bill, as she was doing the job of scraping his car and knocking the mirror off, which he'd otherwise have had to do for himself?

Of course it would have to be doubled if she did it outside normal working hours, and if she's VAT registered that would have to go on.

Special rates for cash mind.

Only after sucking her teeth and shaking her head whilst looking at the job...
 
I'd have argued that - as all modern wing mirrors are designed to fold when bashed - that it was a wing mirror warranty issue. Her fine and cost seems a bit high too, considering that some people get lower fines than that after mowing people down! And do we know if the builder was served with a ticket for illegal parking?
 

Davidc

Guru
Location
Somerset UK
I'd have argued that - as all modern wing mirrors are designed to fold when bashed - that it was a wing mirror warranty issue. Her fine and cost seems a bit high too, considering that some people get lower fines than that after mowing people down! And do we know if the builder was served with a ticket for illegal parking?

You have completely failed to understand the important issue here

The car* is king, it's an absolute monarchy, no exceptions.

Mowing people down is basically acceptable, the fines are in fact for the crime of getting caught. This woman was guilty of damaging one of the omnipotent higher beings known as a car. That is, given the exalted position of the car in society, wholly and completely out of order. Worse, this heresey was found to be deliberate.

In any civilised society this should have led to a far harsher sentence. Flogging to death, hanging drawing and quartering, beheading, and the like are all too mild for the perpetrators of such actions against the almighty motor car*.

What is the world coming to when someone with views like yours is allowed to go unpunished!

*Used of course to cover any motor vehicle with 4 or more wheels. Reliant Robins are not and never will be included.
 

uphillstruggler

Legendary Member
Location
Half way there
what would have happened if she had rear ended it instead?

its parked in a cycle lane.

encountered alot of these recently whilst cycling from Preston to Blackpool, through Lytham etc. still, at least the drivers didnt have to walk far to their destination
 
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