Cyclists - red and green, learn the difference

[jahlive905]

http://i.imgur.com/m7Bvt3L.gifv

 

[Accy cyclist]

Next you'll be posting one that shows a cyclist having his bike taken away and crushed because he hasn't paid his "road tax".

 

[martint235]

From an old episode of Top Gear. Strangely enough it was on Dave yesterday. Far funnier is Chris Boardman's reaction when they show him films like this

 

[I like Skol]

Saw a mate of mine cycling to work this morning when I was driving Skol Jnr to school. As I waited patiently at the lights I could have sworn he came through the other way against a red, but what would I know, I'm a cyclist
I think @dan_bo knows him too

 

[winjim]

Red is a bit hotter, with more chilli and tomato puree. Green is a bit fresher tasting with basil and coriander. Both have lemongrass, ginger, garlic, lime, fish sauce, coconut milk...

 

[vernon]

In the local Brazilian eateries, red means don't serve me anymore food for now and green means I'm ready for more food on my plate.

 

[Milkfloat]

In the local Brazilian eateries, red means don't serve me anymore food for now and green means I'm ready for more food on my plate.

I always make sure that I am on green when filet steak wrapped in bacon comes around.

 

[Markymark]

In the local Brazilian eateries, red means don't serve me anymore food for now and green means I'm ready for more food on my plate.

Do you just wear a green t-shirt and wait for closing time?

 

[vernon]

Do you just wear a green t-shirt and wait for closing time?

After the time in a Brazilian eaterie where I caught a lift to a half floor above where my car was parked in a multi-story car park because it was easier to walk 'downhill' to the car than walking uphill by a half floor, I resolved to not test 'the eat all you can' invitations anymore in restaurants. I just top up at a kebab shop on the way home instead.

 

[Piemaster]

In the local Brazilian eateries, red means don't serve me anymore food for now and green means I'm ready for more food on my plate.

The churrasco places here in Brazil do that too They tend to come around with the fatty stuff like sausages first and often so you feel full and then come back with the steaks.

 

[Ian H]

In the local Brazilian eateries, red means don't serve me anymore food for now and green means I'm ready for more food on my plate.

I'd have thought green meant you needed to be somewhere else urgently.

 

[winjim]

Red is a bit hotter, with more chilli and tomato puree. Green is a bit fresher tasting with basil and coriander. Both have lemongrass, ginger, garlic, lime, fish sauce, coconut milk...

Yum. Green for tea tonight I think.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I'm colour blind and don't give a fark.

Don't go defusing bombs tho' @User14044. You know it makes sense

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

BOOM

I heard that

 

[cosmicbike]

I jump green lights all the time. .