#dadbollocks

[Saluki]

My Dad said that:
"Girls who wear make up grow up to be prozzies". I was never allowed to wear make up and now I think that its a bit too late to start. Anyway, don't want to end up as a prozzie, ta very much.
Then there was the "You won't ever get married, you are a tomboy and boys don't like tomboys". right oh Dad.
Don't wear your Walkman at work??
Wearing high heeled shoes makes your bottom grow

My favorite was "Make sure you keep your bike nicely, you never know when you'll need it" My Dad had a cycle/fishing shop so bike wise, I guess he knew what he was on about.

 

[steve52]

MMM my dad would say ill give you the hideing of your life,as a teen i replied you cant!! you gave me it last week! it appeard i was wrong,

 

[biggs682]

Never trust a Dad who asks you to pull his finger.....

my daughter fell for it but now at 12 she wont pull it because she know a smelly fart follows !

 

[Night Train]

Then there was the "You won't ever get married, you are a tomboy and boys don't like tomboys". right oh Dad.

Well, some of us do....

 

[Sara_H]

My Dad claimed he was waterproof, fireproof and bombproof - I fell for it hook, line and sinker he was my hero. Sadly, he wasn't cancer proof and died when I was 10

 

[Sara_H]

On a more cheerful note, my OH managed to conince his sons that apple cores explode if you throw them out of the car window. Now they're old enough to have become wise to it he's started his exploding fruit routine on my son who is convinced!

 

[GM]

My Dad used to say to me, 'Son don't sh*t on your doorstep'.

 

[ianrauk]

My old man used to say he was off to visit a vicar about a dog.

It was his way of saying he was going to the boozer.

 

[Sara_H]

My old man used to say he was off to visit a vicar about a dog.

It was his way of saying he was going to the boozer.

It was a man about a dog t our house. It just meant "mind your own buisness".