Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Remedial action required
14. The published corrections put the correct position on record and were offered promptly and with due prominence. No further action was required.
There should be a rule that Newspaper corrections/retractions should be of the same size , prominence and positioning as the original untruth.
I will not even wipe my **** on that paper again.
You've wiped with it before?![]()
I wiped my arse on it and sent it to the editor. They offered me a weekly column.I used to wipe my arriss on the Telegraph, but stopped when I noticed that I felt even more soiled than before I'd started.
They cannot reliably state that the data actually came from a bicycle. It could be an illegal E Bike. I use my Strava for some of my motorbike rides. It could even have been in a car.
I wiped my arse on it and sent it to the editor. They offered me a weekly column.