Angelfishsolo said:
Do you mean get your bike nicked or that the police would be interested if it was

That the police would care...
Actually, to be fair, when I had my bike nicked, and reported it, they did take a statement of me - a great waste of about an hour, with a copper labouriously writing down my account of hearing someone in the front garden, and my description of the bike. Complete waste of time, the only reason I called to report it really was to make sure it went down in the figures. It wasn't insured, and probably wasn't worth £20 - it was far more valuable in sentimental terms. It would have been more sensible to just ask me to write down a description and hand it in at the police station in case someone found it abandoned.