Damn that branch!

[Crackle]

... and I had a phone call at 10.00am to say it's ready! How's that for quick service! Unfortunately I don't think I'll be able to get over there to pick it up till Saturday

Saturday! Where the fcuks the bike shop!

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Now that it's sap-pened to you once, maybe yew'll be less likely to have it happen again.

 

[Fnaar]

Saturday! Where the fcuks the bike shop!

10 miles away from home, but cos of work, I won't be free to get there till Sat....

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Any good puns left for a latecomer...

Did you deciduous too busy to get your bike until Saturday?

 

[alecstilleyedye]

fir ****s sake, enough of the tree puns…

 

[BlueDog]

If these dreadful puns don't stop, I'll be reporting them to the Special Branch

 

[Speicher]

When you collect your bike, ask them if they have checked the stem.

 

[Jerry Atrik]

They'll never twig