David Cameron's wife is pregnant........

[ComedyPilot]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8580571.stm


....and it wasn't me!

 

[Aperitif]

Best have it NHS then - perfectly safe Sam.

 

[swee'pea99]

Another cheap election stunt - how low will they sink?

 

[ComedyPilot]

[quote name='swee'pea99']Another cheap election stunt - how low will they sink?[/QUOTE]

I thought you meant me for a second

 

[xpc316e]

....and it wasn't me!

I wish it had been me!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

It was Gordon

 

[mossy]

In his dreams

 

[chap]

You can see his (Davey boy) confidence is slipping, surely had he the self-belief he would have made appropriate plans to start his term in office with a big bang.

 

[Keith Oates]

Even for Cameron's wife the lead up to the election must be stressful so I wish her well with the pregnancy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Maz]

I can see the headlines 9 months from now...

Sun exclusive:
Cameron's wife in LABOUR!.

 

[sheddy]

Very good.
Don't see how DC would have the time. My money is on Black Rod

 

[mangaman]

In other news the sun rose today, then set. Forecasters are confidently predicting it will rise again tomorrow.

A late, breaking story - Paris Hilton has been seen a bit drunk and leery last night.

 

[slowmotion]

This is cheap and nasty.

No, I mean it. Proceed.

 

[Davidc]

Good luck to them. After their past experience it'll be more worrying than for most people.

Even Tories are allowed to enjoy the best bits of family life!

(It's about the only thing I will wish him luck with in the next 3 months....)

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Good luck to them. After their past experience it'll be more worrying than for most people.

Even Tories are allowed to enjoy the best bits of family life!

(It's about the only thing I will wish him luck with in the next 3 months....)

+1.
Just don't tell DC about Gordon's part in all this